Hoe Hoe Hoe!

Not, it's not the Hollidays, it's just my phylosophy teacher :))

As many of U already know, I am still in skl  This means that I have to wake up every fudgin’ morning @ 6:30 so as to get 2 skl on time - and yeah , it totally sucks!

Anyway, a few teachers are just plain brainless – not only do they have high demands but they also expect us 2 read 50 God Damn books on our freakin’ vacation – Are U for real ? Get a life!

Today I am gonna talk about Miss B – a true lady ( NOT – just a bitch with an attitude and many many degrees : ))
Unfortunately , we’ve had her for almost 4 years ( she is teaching when The Grim Reaper is paying her numerous visits home) and she just keeps telling us what an extraordinary, exceptional and remarkable psychologist she really is ( probably really deep down , where angels fear to tread )

She is constantly reminding us not to try to cheat b/c she will undoubtably detect us( with her paranormal – more likely abnoramal capabilities ) so I shamelessly stood in the front row and got an A+ for my cunning actions : )) Just as my fav all time writer said “There is no sin except stupidity.” : )) She is definitely going to HELL! ( but what if those guys send her back ??? )
Another great example of her fashionable imbecility is the lack of personal hygene – for God’s sake, we don’t live in Uganda where there is a shortage of water! ( no offence for those who live there) And last time I checked soap was pretty accesible to the general population, it’s not like it’s uranium! We, the humble students of CH have to put up with her dreadful stench that floods the classroom right after she takes a few steps- many claim that deodorant is not to be used because it is hazardous to our health( go Bio then, i don’t give a damn!) but what about all those health nuts who claim that God wanted women to be natural? Did God wanted us to kill eachother with our reek? B/c we would have been dead by now : ))
Once, to prove to us that she is a complete retard, she brought her diplomas and gradebook with her – who knows what she did( or better said, who she did) for those marks. I have a colleague whose mummy brings flowers 2 our teachers and he’s got great marks 2! (pls bear in mind that he is only 19 )

Seriously, it’s not my fault that a sexually frustrated drunk and drug addict decided to write his life philosophy ??? That’ß a whole lot of BS! Some ppl want to be doctors or lawyers not eat shit all day ( but then again , she already stinks....)

To draw a conclusion, PLEASE USE WATER AND SOAP ( AND TOOTHPASTE ) DAILY so as to not be responsible for the extinction of mankind ; )) And never tell anyone about Ur philosophy on life – God forbid our kids have to go through this crap!